*jumps the meme train*

[dragonessa24]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I punched dcpesses in the arm (-10 points). In June I put gum in princess_jas's hair (-12 points). In November I gave xfkirsten a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-11 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, dragonessa24

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If you have anything to say to the person who posts this, say it to them. If you love them, tell them. If you hate them, tell them. Whatever you have to say to this person, even if it's something you're having trouble saying, if the person posts this entry, say it to them. You may never get a chance to again, so just do it.

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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even
if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE
UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -
good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post
this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified)
about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!

Comments

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

*grabs your arm* You can't!

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Why not?!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Because you can't see him before you walk down the aisle!

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

But! He's in a room with a table!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

And you want a bad marriage?

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I want to jump him!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Then you'll have to hold off until your honeymoon!

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

*whines* But I want him now! I'm already deprived, lol.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

*feels psychic* And you're gonna feel that way for a while, lol.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Why?!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

I'm seeing . . . wedding crashers.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

*cries* Lock the doors and shut everything down! We won't let the wedding crashers enter!!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

*raises the shield* We're trying!

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Ha! Take that, you evil people!

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

. . . They say they can knock out our shield.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

They can?! How is that possible?

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

. . . We haven't figured that out yet, lol.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Lol, I had kinda pictured that all the personel is down in the gate room with us, so there's no one up in the control room to raise the shield in time.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, lol. That works very well.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Thanks, lol. Oooh, and do you know that the kawoosh of the gate is deadly? It dematerialises everything it touches. So if Rodney and I stand in front of it when it activates...

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Lol, kawoosh. Yes, I knew it was deadly. I'm hoping you are standing in front of it, so that John and I can just goof off instead of saving you. ;)

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Well, how would you call it?

Oh, you're so great friends, it's amazing.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

I thought it had a proper name like . . . vortex?

We would of course mourn for you and raise your daughter like our own.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how to call it in German, so... Lol.

Oh, thank you SO much! *crosses arms*

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Lol, I'm trying to remember where I heard vortex.

What? I thought you'd be touched that your daughter would be cared for, lol.