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[dragonessa24]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I punched dcpesses in the arm (-10 points). In June I put gum in princess_jas's hair (-12 points). In November I gave xfkirsten a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-11 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, dragonessa24

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Comments

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

And Rodney would call John vain and would argue that it's for the sake of science.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

And John would roll his eyes and tell him how important I am to him and send Rodney after Kavanagh.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Then Rodney would tell John that it needs to be him because he's got the stronges ATA gene, and that you'll live if his hair a little sticky for a while.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

And John would ask Rodney what his ATA gene has anything to do with gum.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

And Rodney would tell John that it's Ancient gum and he wants to know what happens when it reacts with the ATA gene.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Then John would tell him that he should do it, since he's so fond of eating.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Then Rodney would tell him that he can't take readings while he's working with the gum, and that besides, putting gum into your own hair is stupid.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

And John would say that's exactly why he won't do it.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

And Rodney would argue that it's not John putting gum into his own hair, but that *he* will do it.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

John would say he simply can't without his wife's consent.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

And Rodney would say Jas has him wrapped around her finger and too much under her control.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

And then John would say that he still has his own free will and he likes the way things are with him and Jas.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

And then Rodney would say that that's all very nice and well, but that he still needs to test the Ancient gum on John's hair.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Then John would recommend that Rodney go back and find Chaya.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Then Rodney would point out that he hates Chaya and that Chaya hates him, so it would be better for every party if they don't meet again.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Then John would say that he's sorry, but he'll just have to find another test subject because he refuses.